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A Matter Of Time

So then, of all the players we’ve speculated about the Blues selling this summer, we managed to avoid naming Tim Cahill, now departed to New York, and Jack Rodwell, for […]

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Fun Times In Babylon

According to Andy Hunter in Guardian, who is renowned for almost never making stuff up, Everton have got 17-year-old Caen striker M’Baye Niang over at Finch Farm for a few […]

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Johnny, Remember Me

No sooner had we shouted ‘roll the presses’ on the M’Baye Niang transfer round-up type story when another name was thrown into the ring – the ring of transfer speculation […]

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Manchester United And That

When Everton play Manchester United at Goodison on Monday it will be in the evening instead of the crack of lunchtime, for possibly the first time since the infamous ‘Scotland […]

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West Bromwich Albion 2 Everton 0

The end to Everton’s long unbeaten run in the Premier League hinged on two main incidents. Apart from the goals, obviously. The first was a thigh injury sustained by Darron […]

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Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em

Hey, sometimes even the most obvious and clichéd headlines are just too darned irresistible. This one, courtesy of everyone’s favourite baggy-trousered Jesus-jostling MC – Hammer, or Stanley Kirk...

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Stoke City And That

Kevin Gameiro’s waiting, talking Italian. Well, more likely talking French, because the alleged Everton target is in fact from France. So it all kind of makes sense. A story that […]

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Chelsea And Newcastle United Things And That

1. Although they lost, Everton showed everything that makes us very proud of them. Not only were they up against a side that won the Champions League last season before […]

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Swansea City And That

Before the start of this season few people would have had this game down as an ‘eagerly anticipated clash’ but the way the ‘campaign’ – terrible word but it saves […]

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Everton 2 West Bromwich Albion 1

‘You can fuck off and take your mate’s fucking knee with you,’ is one of the more esoteric shouts heard at Goodison Park in recent times. It came after Johnny […]

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A New Career In A New Town

  Well, they are all back in training, doing fancy exercises around flag poles and ostentatiously ‘rehydrating’ wearing them weird monitoring sports bras, and it’s a far cry from the […]

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The Star Club

  According to most of the papers, SV Hamburg seem pretty confident about signing Nikica Jelavic. Some director or other of the German club has been tweeting that Everton have […]

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Everton 0 West Bromwich Albion 0

‘Ah, see that arl fella off the Barclays advert’s died’ was the first of several misunderstandings on a muddled afternoon at Goodison. Fair play to the Match of the Day […]

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Stevenage and Cardiff and That

As someone once famously said: the more something changes, the more it stays the same. It was probably Huey Lewis. So, let’s get one thing straight, playing badly against lower […]

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Transfer Frenzy

Hey there, it looks as if a lot of the transfer window courtship is starting to get real and it Continue reading →

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West Bromwich Albion Preview

‘First they came for the Geordies and I did not speak up, because I was not a Geordie. Then they Continue reading →

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