A Matter Of Time
So then, of all the players we’ve speculated about the Blues selling this summer, we managed to avoid naming Tim Cahill, now departed to New York, and Jack Rodwell, for […]
View ArticleFun Times In Babylon
According to Andy Hunter in Guardian, who is renowned for almost never making stuff up, Everton have got 17-year-old Caen striker M’Baye Niang over at Finch Farm for a few […]
View ArticleJohnny, Remember Me
No sooner had we shouted ‘roll the presses’ on the M’Baye Niang transfer round-up type story when another name was thrown into the ring – the ring of transfer speculation […]
View ArticleManchester United And That
When Everton play Manchester United at Goodison on Monday it will be in the evening instead of the crack of lunchtime, for possibly the first time since the infamous ‘Scotland […]
View ArticleWest Bromwich Albion 2 Everton 0
The end to Everton’s long unbeaten run in the Premier League hinged on two main incidents. Apart from the goals, obviously. The first was a thigh injury sustained by Darron […]
View ArticlePlease Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em
Hey, sometimes even the most obvious and clichéd headlines are just too darned irresistible. This one, courtesy of everyone’s favourite baggy-trousered Jesus-jostling MC – Hammer, or Stanley Kirk...
View ArticleStoke City And That
Kevin Gameiro’s waiting, talking Italian. Well, more likely talking French, because the alleged Everton target is in fact from France. So it all kind of makes sense. A story that […]
View ArticleChelsea And Newcastle United Things And That
1. Although they lost, Everton showed everything that makes us very proud of them. Not only were they up against a side that won the Champions League last season before […]
View ArticleSwansea City And That
Before the start of this season few people would have had this game down as an ‘eagerly anticipated clash’ but the way the ‘campaign’ – terrible word but it saves […]
View ArticleEverton 2 West Bromwich Albion 1
‘You can fuck off and take your mate’s fucking knee with you,’ is one of the more esoteric shouts heard at Goodison Park in recent times. It came after Johnny […]
View ArticleA New Career In A New Town
Well, they are all back in training, doing fancy exercises around flag poles and ostentatiously ‘rehydrating’ wearing them weird monitoring sports bras, and it’s a far cry from the […]
View ArticleThe Star Club
According to most of the papers, SV Hamburg seem pretty confident about signing Nikica Jelavic. Some director or other of the German club has been tweeting that Everton have […]
View ArticleEverton 0 West Bromwich Albion 0
‘Ah, see that arl fella off the Barclays advert’s died’ was the first of several misunderstandings on a muddled afternoon at Goodison. Fair play to the Match of the Day […]
View ArticleStevenage and Cardiff and That
As someone once famously said: the more something changes, the more it stays the same. It was probably Huey Lewis. So, let’s get one thing straight, playing badly against lower […]
View ArticleTransfer Frenzy
Hey there, it looks as if a lot of the transfer window courtship is starting to get real and it Continue reading →
View ArticleWest Bromwich Albion Preview
‘First they came for the Geordies and I did not speak up, because I was not a Geordie. Then they Continue reading →
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